Season Recap
Winter 2026
89 games · 241 players · 3 divisions · 3 champions crowned
665
Goals Scored
7.5
Goals / Game
30
One-Goal Games
15
OT / Shootouts
Champions
Final Standings
Weekend
| Team | W | L | OTL | GF | GA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 | 2 | 1 | 38 | 37 | |
| 6 | 4 | 0 | 36 | 28 | |
| 4 | 3 | 3 | 38 | 40 | |
| 3 | 7 | 0 | 36 | 43 |
Weeknight D
| Team | W | L | OTL | GF | GA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 | 2 | 0 | 45 | 31 | |
| 7 | 2 | 1 | 38 | 28 | |
| 7 | 2 | 1 | 51 | 32 | |
| 6 | 3 | 1 | 46 | 40 | |
| 4 | 6 | 0 | 43 | 53 | |
| 3 | 5 | 2 | 36 | 44 | |
| 3 | 7 | 0 | 33 | 48 | |
| 2 | 6 | 2 | 31 | 47 |
Weeknight E
| Team | W | L | OTL | GF | GA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 | 2 | 2 | 32 | 30 | |
| 6 | 4 | 0 | 35 | 30 | |
| 5 | 4 | 1 | 36 | 33 | |
| 3 | 6 | 1 | 32 | 42 |
Scoring Leaders
Season Awards
Hat Trick King
Dropped a season-high 6 goals in one game against Big Pimps. Also had two more hat tricks on the season.
The Playmaker
League-best 4.0 assist-to-goal ratio (12 assists, 3 goals). The purest passer in the league — and co-ironwoman at 26 games played.
Mr. Consistency
Scored in 11 different games with exactly 1 goal each time. Never took a night off — tied for most games played at 26.
The Lone Wolf
60% of his goals were unassisted (6 of 10). A true solo artist who doesn't need a setup man.
The Enforcer
Led the league with 38 PIM in 7 penalties — nearly triple the runner-up. The rest of the league combined for 394 PIM.
Ironman Award (Tie)
Three players tied for most games played at 26 of 89 games — nearly 30% of all games this season.
Medal Collector
Earned a league-high 10 medals across 5 unique types. The most decorated player of the season — if there were medals for earning medals, he'd have even more.
The Fill-in Hero
Scored 5 goals as a fill-in — more than some players scored on their own team all season. The most dangerous rental in the league.
The Hot Streak
Weeknight D
Ripped off a 6-game win streak — the longest of any team this season. Went on a tear through Weeknight D before falling in the playoffs.
The Mercenary
6 different teams
Filled in for 6 different teams across 7 games — suiting up for Average Joes, Band-aid Brigade, Hoagie's Heroes, Hockey Time, Puck Slinging Slashers, and Slashing Pumpkins. The league's most versatile free agent.
The Photographer
Uploaded 507 of the season's 561 game photos across 30 games. Nearly every photo on the site came from one guy with a camera and zero chill.
The Bookends
First & Last Goal of the Season
Clean Sheet Queen
Played 27 games with zero penalty minutes — the most games by any player this season without spending a single second in the box. A masterclass in discipline.
The Nail-Biters
Weeknight E
Played 6 one-goal games — more than any other team this season. Half their schedule was a coin flip. If you wanted drama, you watched SGS.
The Revolving Door
Weekend / Weeknight E
Both teams dressed 33 unique players this season — the most in the league. New faces every week. At some point, half the league had suited up for one of these squads.
The Utility Man
Rostered on Big Pimps but filled in for 5 other Weeknight D teams across 6 games — Band-aid Brigade, Hometown Villains, Jagr Bombs, Portuguese Man O' War, and Wooly Bullies. The ultimate team player.
Fan Favorite
Racked up 24 reactions across 16 events — the most of any player this season. 13 fires, a gotteem, and a crowd that couldn't stop smashing buttons. The people's champ.
The Hype Man
Dropped 41 reactions on game events — 28 fires, 5 goons, and a whole lot of hype. The league's most enthusiastic spectator and a one-woman cheering section.
Quick Draw
Scored the fastest goal of the season — just 21 seconds into game 315 against Average Joes. Blink and you missed it.
The Buzzer Beater
Scored with 1 second left on the clock in the 2nd period of game 418 against Jagr Bombs. The closest thing to a literal buzzer beater you'll ever see in this league.
The Setup Man
Dished out 8 assists without scoring a single goal. A pure playmaker who refused to shoot. Every point on his stat sheet came from making someone else look good.
The Sin Bin
Weekend
Racked up 70 penalty minutes — the most in the league by a mile. The next closest team had 56. Living up to the name one slash at a time.
The Blockbuster
Weeknight D · Game 399
An 18-goal thriller that ended 11-7 — the highest-scoring game of the season and the most-viewed game on the site with 497 views. Absolute chaos from start to finish.
Dynamic Duo
Hoagie's Heroes · Weeknight E
Connected on 7 goals together — the most lethal combo this season. Grinshpon to Giannone was money all winter.
Top 5 Moments
1
Portuguese Man O' War · Weeknight D
OT game-winner with 6 medals — scored at 3:42 in OT to beat Jagr Bombs 4-3 after a back-and-forth war. The most decorated single goal of the season.
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2
Hometown Villains · Weeknight D
OT shorthanded game-winner with 5 medals — scored at 3:48 in OT while killing a penalty to beat Westies 5-4. A clutch goal against the eventual division champs.
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3
Hoagie's Heroes · Weeknight E
3rd period comeback winner with 5 medals — scored with 41 seconds left to complete a 3-goal comeback and steal a 4-3 win from Silly Goose Squad. Absolutely evil.
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4
Band-aid Brigade · Weekend
Power-play game-winner with 4 medals — broke through on the man advantage in the 3rd to give Band-aid Brigade a 4-3 win over Average Joes.
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5
JM
Hometown Villains · Weeknight D
The only Goalie Goal of the entire season — the rarest medal in the league. Scored as a goalie in a 6-1 blowout over Big Pimps. Legendary.
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6
Slashing Pumpkins · Weekend
Power-play goal with 4 medals — fired one in with 38 seconds left in the 3rd, holding off Band-aid Brigade's momentum in a 4-5 shootout loss. Justice served on the man advantage.
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Top 5 Goals on Film
1
Hoagie's Heroes · Weeknight E
Scored with 21 seconds left in the 2nd period to break through in a 4-2 win over Puck Slinging Slashers. Assisted by Judith Grinshpon — the Dynamic Duo striking again.
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2
Meatball Heroes · Weeknight D
OT game-winner at 3:38 in overtime to beat Portuguese Man O' War 5-4. A heartbreaker for PMW and a season-defining moment for the Meatball Heroes.
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3
Seal Team Six · Weeknight D
Power-play goal in the final game of the season — game 427, Seal Team Six vs Westies. Assisted by William Liani in a wild 3-5 loss to end the season.
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4
Westies · Weeknight D
OT game-winner at 4:41 in overtime to beat Meatball Heroes 3-2. A huge win for the eventual Weeknight D champs in a tight, physical game.
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5
Wooly Bullies · Weeknight D
Power-play goal in the highest-scoring game of the season — Big Pimps 11, Wooly Bullies 7. Assisted by Rob Sheridan. Even in an 18-goal barn-burner, this one stood out.
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When Goals Happen
5
Shutouts
33
Hat Tricks
160
Unique Scorers
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